After growing increasingly tired with Hollywood's lack of creativity and penchant for unnecessary reboots and sequels, I had the thought that 'even a robot could come up with better shit than this'.
So I decided to make this more than a thought. I made it a hypothesis, and programmed a bot (using JSON script and Twitter) to conjure up Hollywood Reboots.
And the results were more glorious than I could have ever imagined.
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A reboot of Back to the Future with canned laughter but this time it's about breakdancing and runs for 4 hours -
A reboot of The Big Lebowski set during the American Civil War in the romantic comedy of the year with a surprising… https://t.co/MwZ7ORupI1
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An adaptation of Duke Nukem written and directed by Stallone starring a clearly stoned James Franco winning Best Screenplay
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An adaptation of Blood Meridian set in a Florida nursing home starring Nicole Kidman as an inanimate object and an… https://t.co/SN721d1ptX
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A reboot of Rambo produced by Michael Bay starring Wesley Snipes in the romantic comedy of the year
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A reboot of Clerks directed by David Lynch but it's about supermodels this time and is surprisingly appropriate for families
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A reboot of Spawn set during the Crusades starring Jason Statham in drag so it gets 98% on metacritic
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A reboot of The Addams Family set in an alternate universe where the Nazi's won but it's a biopic about Danny DeVit… https://t.co/HyF3LIBUEH
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A reboot of Child's Play set in the Wild West but it's a biopic about Danny DeVito now so it's warmly embraced by Republicans
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A reboot of Look Who's Talking set in apartheid-era South Africa starring a nauseating Orlando Bloom so it's warmly embraced by Republicans