Hey.

You’re probably here because you have more work than available brains and need to borrow mine for a bit.

Either that or I’ve done something weird on the internet again, like create an AI platform that re-directs any movie scene like Michael Bay, and you were like ‘who the hell is that guy?’ and found my website. Hopefully it’s the former, though. (Because I actually get paid for that.)

If you’re short on ideas, or words, I can probably help out with whatever it is you need solving.

You might need a big iconic brand campaign. Like inventing a crazy magician that manifests in your home and shrinks your bills.

Or maybe you’ve got a small budget, but still want a big thought to drive an integrated campaign. Like something that somehow involves both psychedelic iguanas and the Terminator.

Often, you just need some killer headlines or copy, like launching a smart talking smoked salmon brand that takes cucumbers down a peg.

It could be that you’re not quite there yet. Maybe your brand needs a tone of voice first, or the old one needs a new lease on life. Something sharp and insightful that smashes the category to pieces, and doesn’t sound like every other boring brand out there.

Or maybe this is all too old school and you’re on the cutting edge of tech. And you want to disrupt social media algorithms using water-coloured breasts, program a bot to generate celebrity apologies, or use AI to create bands out of newspaper headlines, you know, regular stuff like that.

On top of the aforementioned work, I’ve spent four years as a partner at a successful indie agency, three years as State Head of AWARD School, including being named Top Tutor the year prior, and have a bunch of local and international awards to my name (if that stuff gets you excited). So, beyond doing great work, if you need help developing your up and coming creatives by building a culture that drives great work - let’s chat.

If you’re an agency, brand, or Mexican restaurant (would definitely work in exchange for tacos), there’s plenty you can get out of borrowing my brain for a while.

Here’s some nice things that people I’ve worked with have said, completely unprompted, and without me asking them to whatsoever*.

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